angelicbadass: (fuck my life)

[The feed clicks on to see Pit reading a book, or at least trying to read it. After a few minutes, he looks to see that the orb is on.]

Hey there. Looks like I left the orb on. To those who don't know me, My name's Pit, servant of the goddess Palutena.

[He then goes back to reading his book, but after a few moments he gives up with a frustrated sigh.]

Okay, since I'm not making any progress on my own, I'll just swallow my pride and ask. Could a kind, patient soul out there possibly find it in their hearts to teach this poor angel how to read? [All said with the best puppy dog eyes he can make.] Okay go ahead with the illiterate angel jokes.
angelicbadass: (huh?)

[The feed clicks on to the shore of Sunny Beach just as a splash is heard. A figure then rises from the water and shambles to the shore. The figure is revealed to be a young angel in a tunic and laurel crown. He falls to his knees coughing, his wings shaking off the water.]

Man, that was some trip. Where am I? I know the credits should be rolling after I beat Hades. [He then gets to his feet and looks around.] Lady Palutena? Viridi? Pittoo? Hades?!

[a beat]

Wait, I fried you with a giant laser. Besides, I wouldn't wanna talk to you anyway.

[Pit eventually finds the ring lying in the sand and picks it up.]

Hey there. I'm not sure if I'm using this right, but my name is Pit, Servant of Lady Palutena, the Goddess of Light. Speaking of which, has anyone seen her by the way? She's not answering my calls. She's tall, has long green hair, usually seen with a staff and mirror shield? If you see her, could you let me know? Also, where is this place?
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