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This is п̷́͢р̷̛͜͟͡а̢̧̢к̢л͝ё̷̨͘͜͠н̨̢̧̕ degrading! Where am I?

[The orb is being tosses from hand to hand with quick, aggressive motions, so it's hard to tell who's holding it. In fact, trying to watch the video may make one very sick.]

I don't have time for this, you know, I... okay, better question, how am I here? I can't leave my domain, this doesn't even make sense! Take. Me. Home! You а̴̕͞с͢͝л̴͘͟ы̡͞!!

[This is about where he realizes this isn't helping. Huff.]

Someone answer me already before I start roasting things! I need to get home now before my stupid useless ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ sister does something worse than she's already ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ done!

...Has anyone seen some gigantic marshamallow of a dog, white with blue eyes? She belongs with me and I swear if she's off getting leaves to dump on me again...

[Now what do those words in gibberish sound like? Like growling barks mixed with some slavic language with a very aggressive tone of voice. This kid's native language is Gavian, from a land with no actual human inhabitants.]

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Hard to accept!?

[THIS IS THE SOUND OF HIM BREATHING FIRE. QUITE LITERALLY.]

Я̨̀͟ ̵х̧͏̨̢͠а̢̀́͡ч̵̧͜͢у̵̶͞͝ ̴д̶̢а̷̧͘͜д͘͝о̡́͏̧͝м̢̛͞у̵͘!̵͢!̵͘͘̕͞!̧̧̡̧́!̵̛̀́

[A short pause. Lin cools him down a bit.]

...Who're you and why should I trust your judgement?

My name's Marie. I'm one of the other people who got stuck here, too. There's a bunch of us around from different worlds and stuff. [She switches the feed to visual, giving a bit of a sheepish smile.] It's kind of inconvenient, but the locals of this place have been very generous to everyone who's been brought here.

I don't know you. [He wrinkles his nose. Well, now he's stopped moving the orb so much, so she can see him in all his blue-hair-and-dog-ear-and-sharp-horns-and-sharp-teeth glory. A puff of smoke escapes his mouth.]

Whatever. I'm Xep. Leave me alone unless you've got some really useful information. I'm going home, not turning into a ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ charity case.

A pleasure to meet you, Xep. [She frowns.] Unfortunately, we... really can't go home. Like I said, the portal that brought us in is one-way.

Idiot. There's no such thing as one-way. You just need to force it open. What's the portal made of, Black Magic?

First of all, don't call me an idiot. Second... we don't really know? You'd have to ask one of the locals--but not all of them know this stuff, so it's kind of useless if you don't find the right person to talk to.

Great Suna, why am I the only useful person I've talked to today? You're annoying and not helpful, tell me where I can find someone who's less annoying and more helpful.

Hmph. [With that, she switches it back to voice.] I would, but they don't exactly make themselves easy to find as it is. [She sucks in a breath.] Your best bet is probably the Professor or Bianca--I don't know where to find them, but they should probably have the answers you're looking for, especially Bianca.

They might be a little more inclined to help you if you don't treat them as rudely as you have me.

I might be more inclined to be less rude if you stop being a dumb human.

[Huff, dramatic hair-toss that she can't see.]

... Talking to you's a waste of time. The bottom line is that we can't leave, all of the outsiders are in the same boat and have about as much of the same information.

I wish you the best of luck in what you're searching for, but good day. [And with that, she cuts the feed off. Wow, even Vaan's easier to get along with than this guy.]

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