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[classytantrums]

This is п̷́͢р̷̛͜͟͡а̢̧̢к̢л͝ё̷̨͘͜͠н̨̢̧̕ degrading! Where am I?

[The orb is being tosses from hand to hand with quick, aggressive motions, so it's hard to tell who's holding it. In fact, trying to watch the video may make one very sick.]

I don't have time for this, you know, I... okay, better question, how am I here? I can't leave my domain, this doesn't even make sense! Take. Me. Home! You а̴̕͞с͢͝л̴͘͟ы̡͞!!

[This is about where he realizes this isn't helping. Huff.]

Someone answer me already before I start roasting things! I need to get home now before my stupid useless ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ sister does something worse than she's already ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ done!

...Has anyone seen some gigantic marshamallow of a dog, white with blue eyes? She belongs with me and I swear if she's off getting leaves to dump on me again...

[Now what do those words in gibberish sound like? Like growling barks mixed with some slavic language with a very aggressive tone of voice. This kid's native language is Gavian, from a land with no actual human inhabitants.]

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[falsezodiacknight]

[...Hah. A pause. What does he know...?]
The natives are useless - but the imps in Cloud Spires are dumb enough to give me all I need.
[Yeah he's abusing the system.]
Don't bother asking them how to get home - they'll feed you the same line about being needed to save this world. Or they'll just go off to do their own thing - they're useless, as I said. If you had magicks from home, they can't be used to break though. Trust me. Something has blocked that sort of magick.
[A pause, as Vaan does let out a snort, a monster-like one.]
The next time I see them - well, blood does help the words flow.

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[classytantrums]

So much for seeing if my Black Magic still works... [Xep snorts.] If I can figure out what the portals are made of I will find a way to break them. I am not going to fuck around in here for months waiting for some great rescue.

[Even though you know he's among the most powerful mortal beings in his world, who would he even rely on to save him???]

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[falsezodiacknight]

[...Vaan likes that. He suddenly appears for the camera - in full Zoroark form. His body has been shifting quite a bit.
Nobody came to rescue him, one of the 13 people connected to the gods. Who'd rescue you?]
Breakin' them - well, that might work. Or, it might just alert them to our plans, and get us imprisoned or punished.
Punished for wanting our freedom - hah. These people act as if we're meant to be here, happy, develop a love for these lands.

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[classytantrums]

[He snickers at this. Oh boy.]

Punished I can handle. I happen to be a farfang. [And he says this as if everyone should know what that is.]

More importantly it might make it impossible to go through whatever I break. But if I can force one open, it should be two-way. I mean, you can't go through anything unless there's a way back out.

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[falsezodiacknight]

[Well, Vaan would probably be going on about the Judges of Corneria, so.]
That's true - one of them is a skilled magickian in this world.
[A pause.]
I may as well help you. My world's probably gone, due to these creatures taking me as I ferried that monster. [Not explaining it.] Though... they don't seem to have the powers of gods. That's one advantage to my goal.

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[classytantrums]

I fancy myself more powerful than gods, so this should be interesting at the very least. [Keyword: fancies himself. Not is.]

If your world is destroyed there isn't a whole lot of reason to leave, is there? Maybe mine's been ripped apart too... [Even though it'll be a while before Stello can have enough influence to really cause trouble.]