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[classytantrums]

This is п̷́͢р̷̛͜͟͡а̢̧̢к̢л͝ё̷̨͘͜͠н̨̢̧̕ degrading! Where am I?

[The orb is being tosses from hand to hand with quick, aggressive motions, so it's hard to tell who's holding it. In fact, trying to watch the video may make one very sick.]

I don't have time for this, you know, I... okay, better question, how am I here? I can't leave my domain, this doesn't even make sense! Take. Me. Home! You а̴̕͞с͢͝л̴͘͟ы̡͞!!

[This is about where he realizes this isn't helping. Huff.]

Someone answer me already before I start roasting things! I need to get home now before my stupid useless ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ sister does something worse than she's already ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ done!

...Has anyone seen some gigantic marshamallow of a dog, white with blue eyes? She belongs with me and I swear if she's off getting leaves to dump on me again...

[Now what do those words in gibberish sound like? Like growling barks mixed with some slavic language with a very aggressive tone of voice. This kid's native language is Gavian, from a land with no actual human inhabitants.]

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[classytantrums]

I don't really care if you get it. [He pauses.] But I guess it makes you smarter than the other two I've talked to.

...I broke a contract by coming here. I need to fix it.

[summitshore]

Smarter? I dunno about that.

A contract? [She tilts her head for a moment-] You're a demon, then?

[Somebody is 100% unfazed by this.]

[classytantrums]

[He smirks. Okay he likes her style.] Something like that.

As part of my contract I can't leave my domain. At stake of... [...Actually he doesn't remember what'll happen he just remembers it's horrible.] Anyway, if I get back fast I can still plead my case to the god I forged that contract with.

[summitshore]

As far as I'm concerned, contracts mean demons. Heck, even pixies fall under that category where I am. That's probably the fault of the person who programmed my summoning device, though.

[NAOYAAAAAAA o9]

I see. I hope you do get back, then. I was supposed to decide the fate of the world, but that isn't working out so well. Especially since I got taken from the day before everything was supposed to be blown sky-high, and it's been months.

[TOKYO LOCKDOWWWWWWWN o9]

[classytantrums]

I'm the Neon Fire Child, and I'm a farfang-born. Whatever demons you know of would be filling their pants if they saw what I can do. But... my contract was with the goddess Stella. I'm a practitioner of Black Magic and that sort of shit has boundaries.

[He snickers.] Hope you liked the result, then. The world's probably in ruins. But give it a couple thousand years, the gods will stitch it back together. Probably without stupid humans, though.

[summitshore]

[Yep, demon ego. She's dealt with this before of course.

That last part, however-] Hey, I'm human, and so are the people back home. And as for the gods stitching it back together, well-

[She thinks.] ... Really, I think it was just that one area of the world that was supposed to explode, but...who knows, the demons and the angels might take the opportunity to try something. [Mumble grumble.] What a pain...

[classytantrums]

If one part of the world is missing it throws everything else off-kilter. I think we can safely say the whole world ended on your side.

[Dramatic yawn.]

[summitshore]

Somehow I don't think my cousin would've set this mess up without a contingency plan, just in case.

[Damn chessmasters, right?]