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This is п̷́͢р̷̛͜͟͡а̢̧̢к̢л͝ё̷̨͘͜͠н̨̢̧̕ degrading! Where am I?

[The orb is being tosses from hand to hand with quick, aggressive motions, so it's hard to tell who's holding it. In fact, trying to watch the video may make one very sick.]

I don't have time for this, you know, I... okay, better question, how am I here? I can't leave my domain, this doesn't even make sense! Take. Me. Home! You а̴̕͞с͢͝л̴͘͟ы̡͞!!

[This is about where he realizes this isn't helping. Huff.]

Someone answer me already before I start roasting things! I need to get home now before my stupid useless ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ sister does something worse than she's already ч̨́о̢̛͟р̷͠т̵͢͠͠а̧́͟ў̨̛͞͠ done!

...Has anyone seen some gigantic marshamallow of a dog, white with blue eyes? She belongs with me and I swear if she's off getting leaves to dump on me again...

[Now what do those words in gibberish sound like? Like growling barks mixed with some slavic language with a very aggressive tone of voice. This kid's native language is Gavian, from a land with no actual human inhabitants.]

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[Another one? Great. They're just pulling people in without reason. Again. Have a frown, Mr. Growls a Lot.]

There's no way to get home and whoever brought us here abandoned us two months ago. Enjoy being stuck here with the rest of us.

[Flat tone is flat. Someone believes what she's saying.]

That doesn't tell me anything!

[GRRRRR.]

Show me a way out or stop talking to me, I don't have time for nonsense!

And you think we do? [glare in return for that growl.] You want out of here so bad? You look around for the people who brought you here and take it up with them.

[Only problem with that?]

Maybe you'll have more luck than the ones who've been looking for them for two months. I wouldn't bet on it, though.

...If anything I'll have more luck because I'm the Neon Fire Child. I happen to be pretty damn important.

[At least according to his patron god. All the others basically figure as long as he stays in his castle they don't have to worry about him.]

Anyway I'm not the negotiation type. Find me someone who knows what the portals are made of and I can work with that.

And you think that matters here? [a scoff.] Whatever you were on your world is useless here. You may as well be useless yourself right now.

[Though he's apparently not the only non-negotiation type in the world right now. It's been a long two months.]

If you won't listen to the ones who know more than you? Fine. Just stay out of the way and maybe you'll get to go home someday.

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